She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
