Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Randomize
