I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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