Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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