careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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