I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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