You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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