Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
