meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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