honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
kristin has been a bad kristin
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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