Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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