Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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