It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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