scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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