i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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