Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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