Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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