I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
