More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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