real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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