marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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