Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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