my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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