HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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