Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My balls are so social today.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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