I'm drive I can fine osifer
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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