Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
