that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Let's get the cat blown out
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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