i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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