White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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