he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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