Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
We're like a lot better than the average bears
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
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The beer is more important than you right now.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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