Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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