Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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