The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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