I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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