The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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