Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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