I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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