dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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