Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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