I think scott just propositioned me for sex
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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