At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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