He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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