She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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