If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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