I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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