so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she looked like the before picture.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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