Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.