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• (951): View more from California

  Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down

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• (209): View more from California

  yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?

  (410): View more from Maryland

  The recession has changed everything man.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve

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• (518): View more from New York

  All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up

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• (845): View more from New York

  Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'

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• (714): View more from California

  I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?

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• (530): View more from California

  Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.

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