girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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