I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
whose parrot is this?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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