So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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