thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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