I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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