some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
