i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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