Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
