hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
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I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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