Porn is love you can see.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
