is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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