you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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