3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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